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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...