English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...