Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...