fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...