tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...