Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Internet can get worse
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