A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...