Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...