Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...