What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...