you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...