Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...