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Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
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Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...