Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!