Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Short Father Christmas
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Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...