A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...