Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...