Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.