Prison vs. full-time job
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Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...