Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...