When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...