Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!