An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...