What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...