Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...