12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...