Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...