The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
moth nibble a hole
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Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Adults have learned
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Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...