Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...