Addicted to the Web
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What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
The world’s smartest man?
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I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...