Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...