The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...