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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
When I become old
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The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...