Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...