Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...