Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...