Whats the square root of 69?
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The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
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Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
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You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
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