Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...