Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...