Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...