Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
New Workplace Terminoloy to Learn!
BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...