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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Looking to buy a frog?
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Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
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Charlie Brown in the 90′s
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
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The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...