If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...