The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...