When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...