What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...