Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...