More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...