Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...