It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...